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ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough internet for one

just-a-friend: tehlovepanda: getupandkill: unimpressedviking: kabutocub: pandakeegan: windsofravenclawcub: I introduce to you this years tributes for the Hunger Bear Games! I did this out of pure boredom. I tried to keep couples out of this and

some people just love to watch the world burn(Submitted by lucario-of-hyrule)

I should b sleepn’ but naw…..Srsly tho, idk where my sudden love for this snas came from snas is so much easier to draw than pap, sry pap

k6151013184:please #the. .. .the paralllel.. .. . #the cinnamon topography…. JFC @otasucc ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THAT SECOND TAG

You fuckers trying to kill me?

Potty emergency to accident in 10 secs..Well to start off a while ago I got a little hurt and had to go to the doctor, they gave me some pain medicine and also this high dosage of muscle relaxers.. and boy do they kill me! Within 30 mins of taking it

Watching this roast made me realize I’m super attracted to Martha Stewart. I just woke up from a dream where she was trying to kill me or teach me something or both. The women I’m drawn to remind me of Kali.

Me: *tries to do something to move my life on and get out of my current cycle of not doing anything with my life* Mental illness: but what if no.

to-many-cupcakes: YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME AREN’T YOU?!But this is really a cute idea, I feel like my Queenself was probably preparing a feast for the ball welcoming him to our kingdom, and Lee wants everything to be perfect~ so she spends most

Fuck me…I hate myself, feel sick, and don’t know what to do. I feel like I just push people away…even when I’m trying to help or be supportive. I’m…gutted, I think I might have driven one of my best friends away

naischo: naischo: naischo: it seems like it’s normal to follow several hundred blogs on here?? why do you guys hate yourselves so much i follow 68 blogs and it’s a lot sometimes y’all out here trying to kill me reblog this and write in the tags

out-in-the-open: So many brother feelings over this scene. The way Sammy just grabs on to Dean’s jacket and clutches it. The way Dean tries to talk Sam out of the dark thoughts. The way Sam tries to get his brother to safety. The way Dean refuses to

theshiningd2: lumen-fortuna: lacepantsu: you deny your kazoo its purpose holy shit that chorus fuck sleep, this needs to be shared y'all trying to kill me, that’s what this is, you want me to die, well fine fuck it, i’m ready to die,

I swear to god you motherfuckers are trying to kill me.

shrekyourself: knifeandlighter: this made me so angry and I don’t even know why. my word. I am so mad at this. i made it. this is my fault well i dont know what your objective was, but everything about this fills me with so much rage. i dont want

ultralorde: are you coming back to bed babe

yodapopp replied to your post:someone got me a bottle of sake for an early… Send it to me lol you dont want that bullshit. trying to kill me with it. i could pour it out and fill the bottle with expensive rice vinegar and you’d never know

No really, seriously when I was a teenager I was pretty sure/hoping I’d be dead by 22. the fact that im still alive is as much a surprise to me as it is to literally anyone else who knew me when I was younger.

savarend replied to your post: savarend replied to your post: I may need to get a… i hope thorin gets really mad at him and then gets all emotional JESUS CHRIST, BLYTHE, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH FEELINGS? BECAUSE YOU’RE DOING A REALLY

e-brit: lucystillintheskywithdiamonds: popcornillustration: That jacket is fun to draw. #that portion of skin is killing me Are you trying to kill me,Because damn

brohaaaan: 2cc48a: I think 2015 tried to kill everyone

vancreep: listen here you piece of shit what do you think you are doing trying to break my heart this one single line broke and continues to break my heart you stupid fucking dog begging your boyfriend to stay when you both know damn well you can’t

nheki:I’m not quite sure if the story fits for valentine, but this is my entry for TalonRO’s Valentine event.The story is about a girl who save an Incubus from people who are trying to kill him. After the incident, the girl and the demon began to

foreveralone-lyguy: ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough

taijiya-hawkeye: ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough

Oh no Melissa McBride is on next week’s Talking Dead. Oh no. What does that mean that’s ominous I feel like they’re trying to trick me into thinking they won’t kill off Carol since they announce she’d be on…

relatablepicturesofpearl: xaxidoro: THANKS FOR 400 FOLLOWERS! I CAN’T BELIEVE I GOT THIS FAR! Thanks so much to everyone who has stuck to me since July! Woohoo! benjamin-note relatablepicturesofpearl goopy-amethyst bpd-amethyst pearls-excellent-blog

sparkleseal: when someone tries to kill you cause you’re the medic but you kill them first

bro-shithappens: awsomeville1982: askaoiandfriends: chelsdamelsp: methelorac: theinturnet: Diabetes here I come! What the Holy crap Tumblr is still trying to kill me stuff having a birthday cake i’m having a snicker thing Get fat or die trying….

irl slyblue replied to your post: thinks about dmmd girls in see-through…are you trying to kill me oh my god nOIZshe’d have on a cute pair of thigh highs too and there’s a remote being held in them that leads up to a vib inside her fucking

lesbianchell: lesbianchell: Also I had a dream hanzo was my neighbour and he tried to kill me regularly Every morning I’d go check my mail and hanzo would try to kill me with his ult

amebuschaos: “Gyda, I have come to say goodbye to you, properly. I’ve been thinking about you, about when you were small. You were so lively you could run as swiftly as the wind. You were like a quick-silver. But then, before I knew it, you stopped

naischo: naischo: naischo: it seems like it’s normal to follow several hundred blogs on here?? why do you guys hate yourselves so much i follow 68 blogs and it’s a lot sometimes y’all out here trying to kill me reblog this and write in the tags

blkbruja: ibadbitch: it’s taken me all my life to finally be this comfortable with myself and it feels so good are you trying to kill me???? No no she is giving us so much life lol 😍😍😍😍

ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough internet for one

amissapanda: THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL ME OUT TO THE SCARY KNIGHT LADY TRYING TO KILL ME? I SAW YOU TALKING. I WAS HIDING IN… TALL GRASS. I thought we were friends. We even went on a date! I feel so betrayed. But I love this tutu. And I’m gonna

foreveralone-lyguy: ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough

Anyone want to come punch my uterus? It’s literally trying to kill me. Also back rubs? And belly rubs. I’ll curl up and make cute little puppy noises and rub my nose on you.

23skidood: iamapaperuniverse: Anyone want to come punch my uterus? It’s literally trying to kill me. Also back rubs? And belly rubs. I’ll curl up and make cute little puppy noises and rub my nose on you. Well orgasms and fisting do help with cramps

thatonethingxo: uhm are you trying to kill me Niall? ♥

pattthedogscrewthelightbulb: jamesmullingar: itsonlikeliampayne: BUT LOOK why would you make this omfg are you seriously trying to kill me?!

poor-pixie:“It’s weird, I was such a survivor and so wanted to be a part of life while I was trying to snuff out the life that was inside of me. I had this duality of trying to kill myself with drugs, then eating really good food and exercising

foreveralone-lyguy: ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough

unclefather: pxndxdalek: unclefather: Do NOT support Lady Gaga’s new album. Lady Gaga has tried to kill me 3 times. The last time she tried to kill me, she sent fruit flies to my house. Enough to suffocate me. Luckily, the flies were not smart enough

foreveralone-lyguy: ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough

ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough internet for one

racerrrex: soorayaqadirs-deactivated201604: you wanna know my secret, captain? “If youre trying to kill me, it wont work. I know, ive tried. When i thought all was lost i put a bullet in my throat. But the “other guy” came and spit it out.”

I hate when my immune system is so focused on trying to kill me that it forgets to kill the stuff it’s actually supposed to. Been sick the past week or so. Started as a cold/sinus infection. Today doc told me it looks like it’s trying to

foreveralone-lyguy: ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough

keep-on-flyin: supportingstyles: nakedwith1d: + oh jesus wtf when he tucks out his shirt and takes off his suspenders, like what are you trying to do. he’s trying to kill me, that’s what. awk hand

ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough internet for one

I swear all of you sending the ‘what if garnet does this to you’ messages are tryING TO KILL ME IS THAT IT, YOU WANT ME TO JUST DIE IN A MELTY PUDDLE OF LOVE, CUZ THATS WHATS HAPPENING

zombie-vibes: vivency: meurve: kilL ME Oh are you trying to kill me or whaat

imfindingbeautyinthedissonance: celebrationoftheself: This girl is trying to kill me with her sexyness. Look at that wiggle… Kill you with cuteness!! ☺️

theonewiththebaseball: damncodybellinger: wtf is he trying to kill me I’ve been trying to avoid reblogging every single picture I see of him since he has nothing to do with baseball but MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

hi-raethia: do i even need to say it

makos-lightningrod: Food, yum. #STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT THEY LITERALLY ANIMATED MAKO SHOVING FIST-SIZED FOOD INTO HIS MOUTH WITH HIS LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN #AFTER MAKING HIM MOAN #LIKE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BRYKE #BECAUSE YOU’VE SUCCEEDED.

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